Hi, I’m Marc Montague.
I’m not an asshole.
Just because I’m talking to you does not mean that I’m trying to hit on you … nor that I’m even interested in sleeping with you.
It just means I had something that I wanted to talk with you about.
What follows in the forums of this website are the stories of my adventures in life… well mostly the drinking, partying, getting fucked up part of life.
There will be no stories about my dog.
The first two stories are up:
The 1st Drink
Rosarito, Mexico
If you’d like to go on a date with me, fill out the form under the about me page
Ok, so here’s my list of the best restaurants to take a date to in Phoenix. Or at least these are the ones that I think are the best… feel free to chime in the comment section.
1) Pizzeria Bianco
2) Lon’s at the Hermosa
3) Compass Room at the Hyatt
4) Cafe Boa in Awatukee
5) White Chocolate Grill
6) Tarbell’s
7) Bomberos
But don’t worry, I’m not taking any girl I meet to any of these places until at least a month after the first date. I’m happy to spend money for a nice meal out with a nice girl, but there’s no way I’m spending that kind of money on a first date.
I’ll need the money for beer and shots.
Turning 'em out one story at a time
