Who am i?

Hi, I’m Marc Montague.

I’m not an asshole.

Just because I’m talking to you does not mean that I’m trying to hit on you … nor that I’m  even interested in sleeping with you.

It just means I had something that I wanted to talk with you about.

What follows in the forums of this website are the stories of my adventures in life… well mostly the drinking, partying, getting fucked up part of life.

There will be no stories about my dog.

The first two stories are up:

The 1st Drink

Rosarito, Mexico

If you’d like to go on a date with me, fill out the form under the about me page